Wake up Sleepy Head

Last Saturday morning I woke up around 3am and could not sleep anymore, this stock market is bothering me so much, so the most logical thing to do as a poker addict is go look for action, so I went to Hawaiian Gardens Casino.

I like the half kill pot 4/8 LHE but no available seat, I looked at the 3/6 LHE and saw a vacant seat. I sat down and right away I saw this fellow Asian guy struggling to stay awake, we'll call him SH(sleepy head) for short, he is on my immediate left and on my right is the dealer.

So the dealer would just reach out and grab his cards when its his turn and not wake him up which is cool. Then comes the dealer change, the next dealer is short and small, so she would ask me to get the cards of SH and hand it to her.

After an orbit, there was this hand where everybody folded and it's the turn of SH, he is the SB and I'm the BB, I tried to get his cards but he woke up and momentarily grabbed my hands and yelled, "dont touch my cards", so I replied, "I'm sorry I thought you're asleep. He then raised the pot and said, "you pissed me off so I'm raising". I looked at my cards and its KQ offsuit so I called, I almost 3 bet, flop was A,7,4 rainbow, he bet and I folded my hands. He arrogantly showed his 8,2 offsuit, I felt humiliated but I was ok and plotted something but I'm not sure what it is.

Then after a couple of hands, he dozed off again, then a lightbulb lit up in my head. I looked at the Porter(these are people you can order drinks/coffee) and he's about 36 feet away from me, so I yelled as loud as I can, "PORTER". My loud voice woke SH up, he startled and tried to stand up but fell down on the ground, feeling embarassed he stood up right away, left and gave me a mean look. Table burst into laughter afer he left.

Well, Filipino Poker Tour 5 had just concluded and one of the members of Pokermanila took home 2nd place, his online name is 11finger. I'm sure he's disapppointed he didn't get the no.1 spot but I'm sure he's taking it like a man, like a real man Chuck Norris, my main man. If Manny Pacquaio is a pound for pound boxer, Chuck is the ton for ton fighter, Chuck will not even fight Oscar Dela Hoya coz he knows Oscar wears female lingerie.

Well that's it for now, I will put more poker related stuff on my next blog, I like to give a shoutout to all my homies at pokermanila.com, thanks to Mr.chokol8ce, Mr.Throws and other peeps for shipping me money on my stars account. You know what if my blog made you smile then send me some dinero, cents or dollars is appreciated, it's good for you and me, my Pokerstars id is "kobenator", thanks.