Addicted to Ms. Rush

Wow Im so addicted to this new poker craze Rush Poker its not even funny, I cant seem to clean the house and the wife is giving me all kinds of nagging. I wonder if i should check my self into rehab or just dump the wife, lol.

Im not even good at it and my br went down to $30 but I used my $26 ticket and was able to win a cool $108 on a matrix sng, so now Im up to around $138, I will continue to grind until money is all gone or maybe Fulltilt rakeback will save me and let me continue with my addiction. We shall see, as the song goes, "I'm addicted to you babe, you're a hard habit to break...."

You are playing too much when...Part III

When taking a big dump and constipating, you keep shouting, "one time dealer one time".

When u call your fat girlfriend, massive chip leader

Queen of Rush Poker

Every morning for the past two weeks, I see Ms. Soraya Homam, she is fulltilt pro, she plays 25 NL/50NL Rush Poker and she is the first Iranian woman I know who plays poker. She took my money AA>KK but somehow I dont feel bad, she is very tight and only one table 25NL and 50 NL.

Feel free to share if you have seen other pros playing Rush Poker.

You are playing too much when...Part II

when ur ideal MILF's are KAthy Liebert and Linda Johnson, lol.

Straight Flush and Quads on the same Minute

Full Tilt Poker Game - Table Apollo - $0.10/$0.25 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:24:03 ET - 2010/04/08

Seat 1: BH-Stoneface ($32.59)

Seat 2: FRANKENKING ($12.25)

Seat 3: riverbegood1 ($10.55)

Seat 4: IYFF ($45.34)

Seat 5: Hero ($18)

Seat 6: LordofTheRing ($28.96)

Seat 7: SavagePenguin ($41.06)

Seat 8: Yusuf89 ($31.56)

Seat 9: lbbarcelos ($38.80)

FRANKENKING posts the small blind of $0.10

riverbegood1 posts the big blind of $0.25

The button is in seat #1 *** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to Hero [Qh Kh]

IYFF has 8 seconds left to act IYFF folds

Hero has 8 seconds left to act Hero calls $0.25

LordofTheRing calls $0.25

SavagePenguin folds

Yusuf89 folds

lbbarcelos has 8 seconds left to act

lbbarcelos raises to $1.25

BH-Stoneface folds

FRANKENKING folds

riverbegood1 folds

Hero calls $1

LordofTheRing calls $1

*** FLOP *** [Ts Jh Th]

Hero checks

LordofTheRing checks

lbbarcelos checks

*** TURN *** [Ts Jh Th] [8d]

Hero checks

LordofTheRing checks

lbbarcelos bets $2 Hero calls $2

LordofTheRing folds

*** RIVER *** [Ts Jh Th 8d] [9h]

Hero has 15 seconds left to act Hero bets $4.75

lbbarcelos has 15 seconds left to act

lbbarcelos calls $4.75

*** SHOW DOWN ***

Hero shows [Qh Kh] a straight flush, King high

lbbarcelos mucks

Hero wins the pot ($16.72) with a straight flush, King high

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $17.60 Rake $0.88 Board: [Ts Jh Th 8d 9h]

Seat 1: BH-Stoneface (button) didn't bet (folded)

Seat 2: FRANKENKING (small blind) folded before the Flop

Seat 3: riverbegood1 (big blind) folded before the Flop

Seat 4: IYFF didn't bet (folded)

Seat 5: Hero showed [Qh Kh] and won ($16.72) with a straight flush, King

high

Seat 6: LordofTheRing folded on the Turn

Seat 7: SavagePenguin didn't bet (folded)

Seat 8: Yusuf89 didn't bet (folded)

Seat 9: lbbarcelos mucked [Jd Ac] - two pair, Jacks and Tens

Full Tilt Poker Game - Table Apollo - $0.10/$0.25 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:24:42 ET - 2010/04/08 Seat

1: Hero ($18)

Seat 2: Kukubumunuluku ($24.75)

Seat 3: pinkyfloyd81 ($62.93)

Seat 4: Stars Master ($21.33)

Seat 5: BudWiseUp ($31.67)

Seat 6: 2Uber ($31.79)

Seat 7: brandon1717 ($25)

Seat 8: Stork E ($25)

Seat 9: aaronbeq ($14.62)

2Uber posts the small blind of $0.10

brandon1717 posts the big blind of $0.25

The button is in seat #5

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to Hero [4s 4c]

Stork E folds aaronbeq folds

Hero calls $0.25

Kukubumunuluku folds

pinkyfloyd81 folds

Stars Master folds

BudWiseUp folds

2Uber raises to $1

brandon1717 calls $0.75

Hero calls $0.75

*** FLOP *** [4h 4d 3h]

2Uber bets $2.50

brandon1717 folds

Hero calls $2.50

*** TURN *** [4h 4d 3h] [Qc]

2Uber bets $7.25 Hero has 15 seconds left to act

Hero calls $7.25

*** RIVER *** [4h 4d 3h Qc] [Th]

2Uber checks

Hero bets $7.25, and is all in

2Uber calls $7.25

*** SHOW DOWN ***

Hero shows [4s 4c] four of a kind,

Fours 2Uber mucks

Hero wins the pot ($35.15) with four of a kind, Fours

*** SUMMARY *** Total pot $37 Rake $1.85

Board: [4h 4d 3h Qc Th]

Seat 1: Hero showed [4s 4c] and won ($35.15) with four of a kind, Fours

Seat 2: Kukubumunuluku didn't bet (folded)

Seat 3: pinkyfloyd81 didn't bet (folded)

Seat 4: Stars Master didn't bet (folded)

Seat 5: BudWiseUp (button) didn't bet (folded)

Seat 6: 2Uber (small blind) mucked [Jh Qd] - two pair, Queens and Fours

Seat 7: brandon1717 (big blind) folded on the Flop

Seat 8: Stork E didn't bet (folded)

Seat 9: aaronbeq didn't bet (folded)

FTOPS/SCOOP

Time is almost here for FTOPS/SCOOP events, last time I lost a pretty substantial amount of money staking players but I'm not a quitter.

This time though i'm gonna be frugal, I will only use $2,000(but I'm sure it's gonna be more) and hopefully I can triple this money, so I can have my sex change in Thailand(oops, too much info).