Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Ready to Quit

For the past two months, my online bankroll just went down the drain, I keep losing left and right, no matter what I play, mtt's, sng's, cash games, holdem, 7 card stud, omaha, you name it.

Grrrrrrrrrrr, I'm thinking online poker is just a waste of time, On the other hand, I'm winning so far on live Limit cash games.

Don't tell me to read books coz I read all the books, Harrington, Brunson, Pearjammer, David Pham(even thought it's in Vienamese), I even read Liebert's cook books hoping I'll find something there.

I tried to sell my soul to the Devil but he declined coz my soul apparently smells like fish.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

M - Ratio is one of my leaks

M-ratio

In no-limit or pot-limit poker, a player's M-ratio (also called "M number", "M factor"[1] or just "M") is a measure of the health of his chip stack as a function of the cost to play each round. In simple terms, a player can sit passively in the game, making only compulsory bets, for M laps of the dealer button before running out of chips. A high M means the player can afford to wait a number of rounds before making a move. The concept applies primarily in tournament poker; in a cash game, a player can in principle manipulate his M at will, simply by purchasing more chips.
A player with a low M must act soon or be weakened by the inability to force other players to fold with aggressive raises.

The term was invented and named by Paul Magriel.

Friday, June 11, 2010

Men "The Master" Nguyen

Last night I pee'd next to Men, I purposely look at his dingdong but could not see a damn thing, its too short, all i see is a steady stream of urine, he finally notice me and gave me that angry look and he said,

Men:Wat u lookin at?

NArdong Putik:who me?, uhh (I could not think of anything to say until this come out)

Nardong Putik: oohh I'm missing some tournament chips, I'm just making sure you are not hiding it down there.

Men:$#^#^&*@$##!@#%$

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Patrik Antonius


Im next in line for a Taxi at Mcarran Airport while PAtrik Antonius is at the back of the line, I looked at him and for some reason he posed like he does when you open your Fulltilt lobby and that did it, I told him I'll share a Taxi with him, damn this guy is goodlooking but I was able to contain myself. He made me hold his...............mirror while he looks at himself the entire trip to Bellagio, goodtimes.

And he was kind enough to make me pay for the cab fare.





Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Poker is All Luck

Texas Hold'em is not a skill game, says Swiss high court 02.06.2010 15:17

Swiss high court has deemed Texas Hold'em a game of chance in a recent decision. This means that only casinos are allowed to hold poker tournaments for money in the country.

Texas Hold'em tournaments in restaurants and hotels have been popular but the Swiss casinos demanded the sole right to organize these tournaments. According to the Finnish newspaper Helsingin Sanomat, the High Court in Switzerland took the side of the casinos, saying that luck was the dominant factor in the game instead of strategy, psychology or mathematics.

However, the Swiss are still allowed to hold home games for money.

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Damn, no wonder i dont win, all this time I thought my time would come because I've been honing my poker skill, and now finally I seen the light, I'm just not lucky.

I'm sure somebody would tell the Swiss to just keep making chocolate and watches and stfu, lol.

No more money in Poker, Everybody is Lucky

Monday, June 7, 2010

Down Swingers

Downswings are not fun, i hope i recover, my fulltilt money is almost gone, wahhhhh!!!.