I'm so bummed about my major flaw on my online poker game, and that is misclicks, yup I kept experiencing misclicks. I was the chip leader of a 4000 MTT and 200 people left, I mistakenly called an all in bet my another player who's chip is almost as big as mine and I lost it, he had KK and I had J4 offsuit, darn.
Then it happened again I was playing PLO and I didn't mean to call the bet of the other player and that cost me $40, that is what I can only remember, it just happens a lot to me, I dont know what to do. I only remember one time I won a misclick, I had 25 offsuit and the other guy had Aces, he flopped an Ace for his trips but I rivered him with my wheel straight, I won $27 there.
Hey guys, how do you limit your misclicks?
Friday, December 26, 2008
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Sexy Time with my FPP's
So I'm looking at my 4000 fpp's and I'm thinking how I'm going to convert this to money, dinero,or benjamins. I looked at Pokerstar site and saw that if I have 25,000 fpp's I can sell it for $285 but I'm 21,000 short, so I went looking for fpp satellites that I can join in and saw this 210 fpp satellite to the Guiness world record tournament, 20 people gets to play, top six gets the seat and you can unregister if you want.
I joined this satellite over and over until I accumulated 176 T$ and my fpp's are gone, now the next task is to use this tournament money and turn them into cash and the best way possible that I saw was the "Double or Nothing" tourneys, 10 people battle it out to the first 5 spots and the other 5 gets nothing. I joined this tourney over and over until finally it's over, my 4,000 fpp's are now $155, woooohoooo.
Merry Christmas everybody.
I joined this satellite over and over until I accumulated 176 T$ and my fpp's are gone, now the next task is to use this tournament money and turn them into cash and the best way possible that I saw was the "Double or Nothing" tourneys, 10 people battle it out to the first 5 spots and the other 5 gets nothing. I joined this tourney over and over until finally it's over, my 4,000 fpp's are now $155, woooohoooo.
Merry Christmas everybody.
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
And the Donkey actually wins!!!!
So I had the day off last Monday and decided to play a $2.20 shootout at Pokerstars, almost a 1000 players, being the donkey I am I really didn't expect anything, you have this feeling like, "whatever I'm ready to lose", I know the attitude is wrong but I have not won anything since Al gore invented the internet.
but for some reason I kept eliminating one player after another and the next thing I know I'm headsup with this guy for the whole thing, he has a massive chip lead and he kept putting me all in until I got tired of it and called with Ace rag. And that was the turning point, I won 3 more coin flips, the game was over and I'm $319 richer, woooohooo.
Anyway, I checked my stat online(nick=kobenator) and I'm a whopping 72% ROI, I dont know what that means but it feels good, I know what you're thinking, it's only $319, but for me it's big, I have won thousands of dollars playing live Limit Holdem but that's back when Limit hold em was still alive.
Merry Christmas everybody and it's coming from my heart and hope you have a better year in 2009.
but for some reason I kept eliminating one player after another and the next thing I know I'm headsup with this guy for the whole thing, he has a massive chip lead and he kept putting me all in until I got tired of it and called with Ace rag. And that was the turning point, I won 3 more coin flips, the game was over and I'm $319 richer, woooohooo.
Anyway, I checked my stat online(nick=kobenator) and I'm a whopping 72% ROI, I dont know what that means but it feels good, I know what you're thinking, it's only $319, but for me it's big, I have won thousands of dollars playing live Limit Holdem but that's back when Limit hold em was still alive.
Merry Christmas everybody and it's coming from my heart and hope you have a better year in 2009.
Sunday, December 14, 2008
Indecent Proposal(Warning:Contains Explicit Language)
Me and my girlfriend arrived at Mccarran Airport and we met this wealthy guy, he offered to share his limousine on our way to our hotel and we said ok and we thought that's the end of it.
So while we were gambling at the Bellagio, we saw him again playing at the high limit area, so we watched him a bit and he was winning, not sure how much but after that we went drinking at the bar and he asked this question to both of us.
"Suppose... I were to offer you 250 gran for one night with your girlfriend.", my mind is saying", "heck yeahh you can have this beeyotch" but I answered "nope, she is very special". surprisingly my girfriend said, "I'll do it but no anal". when the wealthy guy heard the word anal, he seem disgusted and dissappointed, he then blurted, "I'm just kidding", and I countered by saying, "I know you were, ha ha ha", then he paid the bill and left us alone. I looked at my girlfriend and I wanted to say, " Way to negotiate dummmy" but I kept quite, she looked at me with that look, "sorry, I would have given you 50 gran from that loot" but she did not say a word. We didn't talk the whole night and went to our room and slept.
On the way home while I'm driving from the airport, I decided to break the ice and talk to her again, "I'm thinking we should try an@l tonight" and she smiled and answered, "only if you have half a million dollars", I felt insulted but just smiled back. When I arrived at her house, I lost it and yelled at her, "Get the heIl out of my car, I dont want to see you again, efffing amateur", she was stunned, she grabbed her stuff and slammed the door, that's when I woke up, it was all just a dream. My girlfriend woke up too and I was gonna ask for anal sex but decided to just settle for an old fashion banging.
So while we were gambling at the Bellagio, we saw him again playing at the high limit area, so we watched him a bit and he was winning, not sure how much but after that we went drinking at the bar and he asked this question to both of us.
"Suppose... I were to offer you 250 gran for one night with your girlfriend.", my mind is saying", "heck yeahh you can have this beeyotch" but I answered "nope, she is very special". surprisingly my girfriend said, "I'll do it but no anal". when the wealthy guy heard the word anal, he seem disgusted and dissappointed, he then blurted, "I'm just kidding", and I countered by saying, "I know you were, ha ha ha", then he paid the bill and left us alone. I looked at my girlfriend and I wanted to say, " Way to negotiate dummmy" but I kept quite, she looked at me with that look, "sorry, I would have given you 50 gran from that loot" but she did not say a word. We didn't talk the whole night and went to our room and slept.
On the way home while I'm driving from the airport, I decided to break the ice and talk to her again, "I'm thinking we should try an@l tonight" and she smiled and answered, "only if you have half a million dollars", I felt insulted but just smiled back. When I arrived at her house, I lost it and yelled at her, "Get the heIl out of my car, I dont want to see you again, efffing amateur", she was stunned, she grabbed her stuff and slammed the door, that's when I woke up, it was all just a dream. My girlfriend woke up too and I was gonna ask for anal sex but decided to just settle for an old fashion banging.
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Christmas Bad Beat!!!
LAst night I was on a holiday spirit and put out christmas decorations on our front porch inclucing an $80 Christmas lantern, but when I woke up this morning the lantern was gone, I was devastated, I know the economy is bad but come on steal a freakin lantern, wtf.
Anyway, that incident ruined my day, I went online and played at my favorite site Pokerstars and just talked smack with everybody, I irritated the short stackers by calling them fungus that feeds on pond scum. I also made fun of open limpers on the button when nobody has actually limp in before them, I mean why do it, why not raise it, even miniraise it, steal the damn blinds, that is the right thing to do.
So now that I'm calmed down, I woulld like everybody to have a good Christmas, even if you just lost your job and short on dough, just try to have a good Christmas, spread the goodwill to everyone. Merry Chrismas everybody.
Anyway, that incident ruined my day, I went online and played at my favorite site Pokerstars and just talked smack with everybody, I irritated the short stackers by calling them fungus that feeds on pond scum. I also made fun of open limpers on the button when nobody has actually limp in before them, I mean why do it, why not raise it, even miniraise it, steal the damn blinds, that is the right thing to do.
So now that I'm calmed down, I woulld like everybody to have a good Christmas, even if you just lost your job and short on dough, just try to have a good Christmas, spread the goodwill to everyone. Merry Chrismas everybody.
I have registered to play in the PokerStars World Blogger Championship of Online Poker!
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Sunday, December 7, 2008
Ellix Powers is back!!!!!
I went to Hollywood park casino and there he was the man the legend Ellix Powers, did not bother him, I know for sure it was him but not 100% sure. I know this is a very long time ago but he likes talking trash when he's playing and he irritated a lot of people especially James "Mr. Best Seller" Mcmanus.
Anyway, while playing $4/$8 LHE I overheard that Ellix almost won a tournament on the same casino couple of months ago, and I said that's great, the man is back. So after winning a measly 12 bucks, I decided to call it a night and went home. I checked online and he indeed won 6 gran, not bad, I wonder how loud the table is during that tournament, they should have video tape that event or somebody please make a documentary about him.
Another African American that I like is Mike Carroll, he placed 27th on last WSOP ME, he is also as talkative and confident like my boy Ellix, in fact he can be the next Ellix.
Last night my boy Manny PAcquaio won against Oscar dela Hoya, it was a lopsided fight if you can call it a fight, they should not do this type of events anymore, they are not even close on weight categories. Anyway, Oscar should retire now and continue to wear ladies lingerie.
Here's the ESPN video of the infamous Ellix vs James,http://www.pokersavvy.com/poker-videos/ellix-powers-has-the-whole-table-tilted
Anyway, while playing $4/$8 LHE I overheard that Ellix almost won a tournament on the same casino couple of months ago, and I said that's great, the man is back. So after winning a measly 12 bucks, I decided to call it a night and went home. I checked online and he indeed won 6 gran, not bad, I wonder how loud the table is during that tournament, they should have video tape that event or somebody please make a documentary about him.
Another African American that I like is Mike Carroll, he placed 27th on last WSOP ME, he is also as talkative and confident like my boy Ellix, in fact he can be the next Ellix.
Last night my boy Manny PAcquaio won against Oscar dela Hoya, it was a lopsided fight if you can call it a fight, they should not do this type of events anymore, they are not even close on weight categories. Anyway, Oscar should retire now and continue to wear ladies lingerie.
Here's the ESPN video of the infamous Ellix vs James,http://www.pokersavvy.com/poker-videos/ellix-powers-has-the-whole-table-tilted
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