The Swine Flu Pandemic

Wow, this is not good, this Swine flu is spreading like Britney Spears legs, so many people died and more are infected every hour. According to studies, swine flu came from a person who were up close and personal with his pig, maybe he did the nasty thang with his pet pig and that's how it all got started.

Mexico just cant catch a break, after apologizing for the movie Beverly Hills Chihuahua now this pandemic happens, it really sucks for them but I'm sure they can contain these cases, they are known to be Mexicans and not Mexican'ts.

Anyway, last time I had a flu was when I opened an account with Absolute poker, I can describe the bad feelings I had when suffering from a flu from these 3 scenarios,

-its like getting bad beats for a week.
-its like being a sex slave of Kathy Liebert for a week.
-its like getting touch inappropriately by Amarillo Slim for a week.

I know this is kinda lame and in poor taste but I'm doing this to put a smile on everybody's face much like when the Southpark peeps said that Canada already apologized for Celine Dion and Bryan Adams.

Busto Club

My horses(people I staked) did not pan out in the last SCOOP events so I'm down a lot and officially busto but its ok I got good health, my wife loves me.

If this gets worse I'm moving to Somalia to become a pirate I heard they got it made over there.

Pay No More

I will never pay for online tourneys using money again. What I'm going to do from now on is accumulate FPP's from playing cash games then use them to get T$ or tokens.

At Pokerstars, I will wait until I get 630 FPP's then I will satellite to Sunday 1/4 Million(210 FPP buy in), so if I win 2 out of 3 that would be 22 T$ I can use to play $6.50 45 MTT or other medium buy in tourneys.

At Fulltilt, I will wait until I get 1800 FPP's then play the 9 STT 1800 FPP buy in and try to get a $26 token, this is pretty easy to do, the hard part is using the $26 token to money on MTT's, I'll be honest I have not monied using these tokens yet unlike at Pokerstars where its easy to get those T$ to become real money.

Good luck at table degenerates.