Las Vegas Cutbacks

As yall know the economy is not doing good so there are massive layoffs and cutbacks in Las Vegas and these are some of the cutbacks we heard.

-at the MGM, they fired all the Lion feeders and will instead just use some of their poker dealers to feed these Lions, goodluck with that.

-at the Hilton, they have a hired a Barry Manilow look alike to take over the show, apparently Barry is too expensive, so they hired another gay guy and his name is Clay Aiken.

-at the Bellagio, to save money on the water shows, they connected all sewers to the fountain so they can use customer's urine and spit for the water show, so yall better change your clothes if you get wet from this show.

-at the Excalibur, PaiGow dealers are being asked to help prepare the nightly buffet especially when Louie Anderson and Jimmy Fricke is in the house.

-Las VEgas Whore companies will no longer hire illegals to distribute porn ads, they will instead use some of their aging or least attractive aka fugly prostitutes to give out these ads.

-Stations casinos have replace their cleaning staff with dogs, apparently these dogs can lick the rooms clean.

-The Mayor also laid off the whole police force and replace them with Delta Force aka Chuck "mothafaka" Norris.

-and lastly, no more of this dam tours.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0U0G9OT_yq4

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