Quickest way to get T$

I've been looking for ways to get T$ quick, the 210 fpp satty to Pokerstars Quarter million takes a while to finish, so I finally saw in another forum that there's another satellite to Quarter million that's quicker and it's the 280 fpp hyperturbo.

Wow this is the bomb, i played 8 of them and won 5 for a whopping 55 T$, sold it to my buddy for $55 even and I got an additional $55 on my account, and it took me less than an hour for the whole 8 to finish.

Freeroll Itch

I tried to register for a freeroll but Pokerstars said i should consult my doctor first and so i did and apparently im allergic to freerolls, no wonder i get rashes when i play freerolls at Fulltilt, they should have warn me first, bastards.

Goodbye No Limit

I finally decided and convinced my self that No Limit cash games is not for me, its just a vicious cycle that keeps repeating. I would win like a gran playing shorthanded Limit but lose it all playing No Limit, its just sick.

Reason why i keep playing No Limit is i get to maintain my gold status and accumulate more fpps to get stuff, you dont even have to play a hand especially if you have at least 10 tables open, you'll get lots of fpps. I already bought some caps and shirts using fpps and one $200 electronic gift certificate(13,000 fpps).

No limit is also giving me the ultimate poker rush especially when winning a big pot from a cold stoned bluff, amazing feeling. Limit game is so boring, playing limit is like having to suck on Cow's tits instead of Jennifer Tilly's tits and believe me I had the privilege of sucking on JEnnifer Tilly's humungous tits and would have bang her too if my alarm did not sound off.

So here i am quitting No Limit and will forever be stuck on sucking Cow's tits so as not to lose my bankroll, Goodbye No Limit.